Someone needs to take all of these distractions away from me so I can write!
I sit down at my computer, pull up Word, write a few paragraphs, then I get on the internet to Google a reference, but then I HAVE to check FB, Tumblr, Twitter and DA while internet is up (naturally!), then my phone dings with a text message, then I HAVE to reply to the text message, then I laugh at a picture on Tumblr, reblog, post to FB, someone likes it, half an hour later I realize with this reoccurring process I've only typed out a page and a half.

/dead/
(This is literally my life right this second)

I could cut off all of my electronics and turn the wifi off...